Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Dear Spring

Did you know I really hate winter? I've never liked it. I actually consider it somewhat God forsaken in the most reverent way. I know that doesn't sound reverent. I really do in fact mean it that way. Did you know that in winter you can't find a table fan? Like anywhere..believe me I have looked high and low....and no potting soil either. How lame. Just what are my plants that are withering in there low soil pots supposed to do?...They are suffering from vitamin d deficiency from lack of sun...surely they would freeze to death if set them outside! They most surely would die from the inversion that is suffocating us all. I know your all wondering why I need a fan in the dead of winter...to sleep with..well not actually sleep with! Like I can't sleep without the hum of a fan... I am a white noise addict..not just any white noise will do though. It must be a fan. We have been using the AM station on the radio, but at 3am it will pick up frequency and the house will be filled with the voice of some d list singer. I recently purchased a gadget from babys r us to replace the "AM junk box". It fills my home with the sound of rolling ocean waves and thunder...it'll do I suppose. I really hope the groundhog indicates a early spring though..I'm just saying....I've had a winter headache for like ever and I'm done. So done. Like Dallas Tejas that place I was and living (and hating) just a few short months ago doesn't look so bad no mo.
St Louis don't get your hopes up...you'll always look bad. Well I'm off to watch the biggest loser...The show makes me weep, how funny is that. I am also hoping to be a "ex-heffer" in the near future.. So I gather inspiration from sitting and watching "The Biggest Loser" Interesting I know.
not responsible for punctuation/ spelling and grammatical errors.
I don't care;)


Melissa said...

I'm with you, I hate it to. With passion. I could handle warm weather all year long...I guess I am living in the wrong place, huh?

fREnCh TrOSt said...

I'm addicted to the biggest loser! Texas Never sounds good, that's going too far:)

Debbie said...

You know, if I were on the Biggest Loser when weigh in time came and the cute skinny host says "Let's see how much you've lost this week Debbie" I'd be all like "Excuse me, I didn't "LOSE" anything. It didn't suddenly just jump off my body, I WORKED it off. I HAD TO WORK TO GET LIGHTER!!!! GET IT?!!! So please don't say i "lost" anything. I had to work damn hard for my progress" and then I could just hear the cheers from my contenders who too were working their butts off! TAKE THAT!

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