Payton: Mommy what are those bumps on your legs?
Me: Goosebumps...I'm cold!
Payton: ...and what are these pointy things?
Payton: You have hair on your legs?????!!!
Me: Yep..Ya know you have hair on your legs too Payt..
Payton: Ya, but mine is soft, and daddy's is soft and Riley's is soft..but yours is pokey like a cactus cause your a mommy...so you have to be like a cactus.
True..so very true.
....and then I went and shaved. The End.