I have been moving this past week..
Its been way worse than I thought it would be.
Remember how I was like I got rid of all my stuff and this will be cake and blah.
Well turns out it was all in my Father in Laws shed.
I don't want those Christmas dishes, and old books etc.etc.etc.etc.etc.etc.Its a good thing that I didn't know it was going to be so much work.
Cause Ida just stayed put, ..if you know what I mean.
I mean I knew it'd be work.
But THIS much?
Its borderline tortuous.
At this rate we'll be all "settled in" by Christmas.
Good news is is our old place is finally cleaned spic and span for the
new peeps and now I can focus on maybe getting my underwear into
their proper place and so on.
Bad news is....well..Christian has stolen my side of the bed!
For nearly 7 years I have shared MY bed with this man.
(and mostly I like it)
For 7 years I have slept on the side that's closest to the door.
It doesn't matter if its the right side or left side.
I repeat the side closest to the door is MINE!
Cause I am Mother, & when a child cries its me who must exit through
the door to do my thing.
And.... and my feng shui tells me that is where the universe wants me to sleep.
Don't you give me this crap that the universe is telling you the same thing.
Its so not.
So you better move outta my side or lose it Mister.
Last night I was going to lay horizontal on the bed and kick you til you fell off.
But you've been under the weather with a swollen uvula and stuff and well ,
I feel sorry for you.
But for real, tonight is the last night!
As I write this, I know that you are on my side again.
(Prolly cause the universe told me)
Come tomorrow night. I will fight for my territory. Swollen uvula or not.